or you could call it:
a bad sewing job.
sewing gone wrong.
proof that not following the directions and thinking you know it all will sometimes get you into trouble.
i like to call it a wonky guitar. so there.
it was made from a pattern than my cousin cassie let me borrow. hopefully when she attempts this pattern she will have better luck. i'm sure she will. for the most part, i'm pretty sure she's a rule follower and all.